Friday, April 4, 2008

Juicy Lucy

An Exerpt from Juicy Lucy and the New Bed, about a sprited kindergartener:

“MOOOOOM!” I called very loud. “I think that piggy boy Liam stole my new pink nail-polish and so could you please call him and tell him to bring it back?”

“Nobody stole anything Lucy” she told me. “I just put it in an extra special place so that you can save it for special occasions.” Which means “don’t paint nail polish on the mirror or the table or your new bed.” Which she didn’t even need to tell me because only four-year-olds do that stuff, and now I am five. And also I luckily know that the special place is on the top shelf of the bathroom cabinet, so if there is a special occasion coming up I will be able to find it without any help.